Friday, February 29, 2008 @ 5:11 AM like i promised...i will write post 1 metre long de...so sit back on ur chair and stare at the screen...

day 1

when i reach school...it was already 7.10 am...then i went to sit with my grp...the really stupid...retarded...bloody fucking thing is that JIE LONG is in my grp....that fuck up hell...i got bryan foo...bryan peh...ahmad....edmund...zach....yen wee...JIE LONG....and mi....i duno wad time we left...but i noe the ride to the campsite was damn fucking long...at least got 2 hour seh...i forgot wad i did in the bus liaoz....then after we reach the campsite...we were the first there...then we had to sing the 'In my soul' song...but my title for the song is 'In my sole'...u noe...the one at the btm of ur foot....ok then...

2mins break....get urself a hot chocolate....

when everybody come le we go eat lunch...to think it was nice but it turned out to be shit....after that we do the activities liao...we had to do the nature walk in the forest...more like a crapping session with our so called tour guide...she crap so much de...talk about wad durian leaf....wad banana leaf duno from ppl banana or tree de banana de....the crapper crap so much de...oh wait...a crapper craps duh....then after that it rained heavily...i anyhow run...over there shout 'panic everybody!panic everybody!' we went to the shelter...then after that chiong to campsite...nice man...whole body all wet...to our dismay...our tents were been upgraded from a negative 5 star hotel to a swimming pool...

2mins break....slap urself a few times to keep urself awake

then duno wad time we went to play the water obstacle...total chaos there...a case of murder...we had to swing across the other side with a robe...the two bryans and me all go together...i went across there without being wet...damn zai....bryan peh smash his ass against the wheel...bryan foo splash water at me...diaoz...he swing then the leg kick the water on me seh...that was how i got wet...we had to walk on the log man...lucky nvr drop inside...after that we went another round without going back...then got 1 part we had to walk on the robe and pull the robes on top...then bryan peh went first....he pull until the wood break seh...then shaun went down with the wood... omg man...the wood hit on his head....then i duno wad happen liao...that was how the water obstacle went...for those who did not manage to play the water obstacle blame bryan peh if u wan...

2mins break....rest ur eyes...

after that i think we got our bath and had dinner...as usual....the dinner SUCKS...organic shit grown by organic shit ppl that use shit to make organic shit....then after that we had some sing song session or something...so many insects drop from the sky...lucky nvr land on my head...we had to step the insects and not pay attention to wad they talking about...

2mins break...get a drink of water....

after that we went for the nightwalk...its so dark...then that bloody JIE LONG hold on my shoulder so hard damn fucking pain sia....then i keep pushing him away...call him dun hold me hold his mother shoulder...
after that walk...we went to do our reflection...then we got the Y chart or something...i wrote...camping feels like shit....camping looks like shit....camping sounds like shit...then i hand it up to teacher...teacher say not acceptable...then i change it to the better...camping feels like camping....camping sounds like camping....camping looks like camping...camping is camping...
after that minutes of shit....we went back to the tents....we played poker cards until 12 then eat junk food till 1 plus...we tried sleeping but that fucking idiot JIE LONG keep moving...over there talk crap 'eh...dun kick me lah...very pain leh....' then later he said 'i wan go toilet...hu wan go wif me?' i told him go take rubber band tie his bird lar....at 3 i was still awake...trying to sleep but cant...at last about 4 i went to sleep...wad a day...

2mins break....wash ur eyeballs in the basin and come back...

day 2

i dream about a pony running across the bridge and the little birds on the tree peeing in the toilet bowls....ah.....wad a beautiful dream...and suddenly woke up as someone is kicking me....which is bryan foo....i woke up and change into my black jersey...we ate breakfast which is....i think is noodles....is noodles organic?
then after that we went to the kahang school...we played basketball with the guys there...they were the state champions of Johor seh...i was not playing the first quarter...so i sit back and watch...i played second quarter and got whacked in the face....now still a little pain sia...
do you think its time for a break?
no...
we lead by 16 to 11 after the second quarter....i not playing 3 quarter so i watch...we were still leading by then...at fourth quarter...i was substitute by number 15 the fat ass...the score was 29 to 23 and we won...woooohoooo.....

2minsBREAK!

after that we went to watch the concert by their school...wow it sucks like hell...cant even see from the front while that fucking stage is so fucking high....then we sang the song and blah blah blah....then got one part where jerald and some guy doing some stuff which they forgotten...i cant let them lose their face like that so i had to clap loud so that other ppl will clap...(no offence)
after that we went back to the campsite for our lunch...lucky that was the last time i had to taste shit....haiz....bye camp....
we went to the bus and set off for singapore...on the bus the whole class all talk crap de...i shout 'lanjiao Oi' only boys Oi!....i shout vagina Oi!only girls Oi!then later i shout jeff is a gay Oi! everybody Oi!...i shout jeff is a cissy Oi! everybody oso Oi de...and say alot of other crap...

2mins break slap urself left and right continuously until ur face red...

at 5.30 we reached school le...wa leg numb seh...then later me and bryan peh go play basketball...i play until 6 then go le...
the end of camp...

D.gray man!!!!